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From a review of ROTK:
"If you were to play dungeons and dragons for twelve hours straight, eat
a wheel of brie and knock yourself out with a hammer, your dreams might
look something like this." -- Paul Arendt, TELETEXT (UK)

So, who's got a hammer?

The Return of the King is going to suck. Jackson is going to utterly betray the spirit of the book. Gollum and Galadriel are going to run off together to Valinor and have mad crazed elven-Gollum nookie. All cameras will be continuously focused on Orlando Bloom's legs, except when they center on Liv Tyler's breasts. Xena, Warrior Princess will come to save the day and finish the trilogy by having a 1.5 hour hand-to-hand combat with Sauron.

I must...not...expect...too...much. Clearly, all the reviews are overstating how good this movie is.

Extended Edition Commentary follows: (spoilers for Fellowship, TT reg editions)
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