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You can't make this stuff up!
Let's look, for a second, at the family tree of Anna Nicole Smith.
Billionaire husband J. Howard Marshall: Dies at 89; ANS accuses his son of smothering him to death. Some evidence of odd circumstances, at least.
Stepson, E. Pierce Marshall, with whom ANS has bitter feud over inheritance dispute: Dies at 67 of "a brief but aggressive infection."
Son, Daniel Smith: Dies at age 20 while in the hospital visiting ANS and his newborn baby sister, of a methadone overdose.
Daughter, Dannielynn: Currently 5 months. Her father is either a. Howard Stern, Smith's current husband (but married after birth); b. Larry Birkhead, ANS's ex-boyfriend, c. Prince Frederick von Anhalt, Zsa Zsa Gabor's husband, who claims to have been having an affair with ANS during the relevant time.
ANS: Dies at age 39 of unknown causes, very suddenly.
I mean, it makes soap operas look plausible!
Billionaire husband J. Howard Marshall: Dies at 89; ANS accuses his son of smothering him to death. Some evidence of odd circumstances, at least.
Stepson, E. Pierce Marshall, with whom ANS has bitter feud over inheritance dispute: Dies at 67 of "a brief but aggressive infection."
Son, Daniel Smith: Dies at age 20 while in the hospital visiting ANS and his newborn baby sister, of a methadone overdose.
Daughter, Dannielynn: Currently 5 months. Her father is either a. Howard Stern, Smith's current husband (but married after birth); b. Larry Birkhead, ANS's ex-boyfriend, c. Prince Frederick von Anhalt, Zsa Zsa Gabor's husband, who claims to have been having an affair with ANS during the relevant time.
ANS: Dies at age 39 of unknown causes, very suddenly.
I mean, it makes soap operas look plausible!