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Once again, it's a chapter of "Unfortunate Presidential Candidate Quotes." As before, these are actually lousy reasons to vote or not vote for a candidate, but they're darn funny.


"Sen. Hillary Clinton, speaking in Bettendorf, Iowa, trying to convince a crowd to caucus for her, explained that she wants to be with them so that she can win Iowa in November 2008.

'I want a long term relationship,' she said. 'I don't want to just have a one night stand with all of you.'"

Later in the same day, she added: ""Let's have a raucous caucus," Clinton said to voters in Cedar Rapids, Iowa, earlier today. "It reminds me of that book 'Where the Wild Things Are,' that book I used to read to Chelsea all the time. Let the wild rumpus begin."

Bad Images, Senator! Bad Images! Ack! Not to mention it reminds us of your husband's issues in that regard.

In last week's Republican debate, meanwhile, Mitt Romney proudly spoke about how, under his governorship, the Red Sox had ended their 87-year drought by winning the World Series. Real Boston fans, you know, the ones who aren't ashamed to admit they live in Massachusetts, know that it was _86 years._