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Not only is the current Senate race between an 84-year-old guy and a strip-club owner, but now there's a Congressional primary race in the 5th district between a blind rabbi, Dennis Shulman, and a customized ceramic mug manufacturer named Roger Bacon, leading to the headline, "Blind Rabbi's Opponent is Bacon."

It's the pig products you can't see that are the most trafe?

John Cleese wants to become Barack Obama's speechwriter.

I want a cheese sketch version of the Democratic primary, but don't have the brain cells.