Things I will not miss about living in the middle of a major city...

The frakking morons who think it's a good publicity idea to advertise their nightclub by shining a giant moving spotlight up into the air and _into_ toddler's windows at midnight. It's swinging past all of our windows about once every thirty seconds.

Not like it's making the dog happy, either.

I want to go down there and take an axe to it...