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1. "Au!" is a Latin word used only to signify confusion and outrage by a woman over the betrayal or crimes of a man.

2. Clumsiness during certain stages of pregnancy and during PMS is a common symptom often caused by lack of sufficient calcium, which then interferes with neurotransmitters and reflexes. Tums can be your friend.

3. Women who wiggle their bottoms at you just want your barn (Hesiod, _Works and Days_, 375, writing around 700 BCE).

4. If I was working at Texas A&M, I could get a $10,000 bonus for good teaching evaluations.

5. One popular punishment for oath-breakers in ancient Babylon was to force them to carry the heads of their former masters around their necks.

6. Barley has a much lower chance of failing as a crop than wheat.

7. My new favorite word is extispicy.

EDIT: 8. If one wished to find an extraordinarily high concentration of stereotypical looking geeks for some reason, such as BATG, the Stanford Computer Science Job Fair would not be the world's worst place to look. Wow were they, um...generic.