Heh. When Elizabeth was studying in China, one of her friends had a funny shirt made up in Mandarin. Apparently there are large parts of the country where foreigners (espec Caucasians) are such an uncommon sight that merely walking into a room can cause quite a stir. Anyways, the front of the shirt had characters for "The Foreigner Has Arrived" and the back read "The Foreigner Is Leaving". :)