orichalcum: (Pre-Rafe)
orichalcum ([personal profile] orichalcum) wrote2007-10-29 08:23 pm
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La vie avec bebe

Shopping, before baby:
1. Grab wallet and keys.
2. Put on shoes and coat.
3. Crate dog.
4. Walk out door.

Shopping, post baby:
1. Change baby's diaper.
2. Dress baby in multiple layers, including hat, coat, and shoes.
3. Put baby in stroller.
4. Try to find wallet and keys, spend 15 minutes searching before remembering that you hid them from the baby. Eventually find them.
5. Locate shoes and coat, also moved around by the baby.
6. Replace baby's hat and shoes, which he has kicked off while you looked for the wallet and keys. Rescue hat from dog.
7. Crate dog.
8. Open door with one hand, stick foot in door to keep it open, roll stroller out without rolling over foot, close door.

Chuck is growing on me. I hope there's no Writer's Strike.

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