orichalcum: (Obama)
Mitt Romney, explaining away some of his recent, um, elaborations of the truth, such as "seeing his father march with Martin Luther King" (in a figurative sense) and "being endorsed by the NRA" (in an unofficial sense):

"'I'm an English literature major,' he insisted at one point. 'When we say I saw the Patriots win the World Series, it doesn't necessarily mean you were there.'"

On behalf of the many brilliant English majors I know, I'd like to point out both the oxymoron and mixed use of personal pronouns in the above sentence.
Mood:: sarcastic
Music:: Hitler / Khan Love Duet-The Reduced Shakespeare Company-(It just came up on shuffle! Seriously!
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