I expect I get extra special brownie points because Mac looks tremendously like Adam, thus proving that in fact I am a faithful wife. That's the trick, see - P-cat just has to trust you (or I guess lock you in the house each day); I got visual proof.

Unless of course one uses the method of the Roman noblewoman Julia, daughter of the Emperor Augustus, famous for the aphorism "Never take on a passenger unless the ship is already full." :)

I'm surprised you didn't totally demolish me on the "keeps a neat house" sort of categories, though!