If the SATs were based on stuff like this I woulda been SCREWED. You know how lucky you were to have traveling wacky professor parents, yes? Yeah, I know, I should shut up because you're the person wrangling a move, a new job, a dog and a toddler and much sympathy is due. Did our ant-prevention suggestions help at all?

And yeah, if Julian hasn't had nearly everything on this list I will be quite surprised.