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Orichalcum at Quest Weekend Game this weekend. Orichalcum play Head Grumwife Thurga. Now Orichalcum Tired. But Orichalcum Must Write Lots This Week to Get Job.




Game was Good. Game Had Strong Food, Strong Songs and Drums and Horns and Bugles and Chants, Strong Staff, Smart PCs. GMs not Dumbest GMs. GMs Chopped Liver. Thurga Like Chopped Liver Lots.

Best Chant: Old Old Chant - "Kill Them All and Take Their Stuff."

Best Song: Donkey Riding.  Sung by foldedfish. Sad Could Not Hear Lyrics Due to Rhythmic Clapping. Want Lyrics.

Best Food: Thurga Like Scones and Cider. Thurga Love Bacon Meatloaf. Many manys like pears. Pears indecently Good.

Best Scene Thurga Not See: Sam-Grum trying to complete apotheosis while eating havenstone-Kintakan-God-Pretender.

Best Scene Thurga Help Make Happen: Thurga Make Grum Make Lots and Lots of Noise, Scare PCs all night, all morning.

Best Quote: Grum 1: Wolfriders Think They So Strong, Because They On Top of Wolves.
                    Grum 2: Wolfriders Not Strong. Wolves Strong. Soon Wolves Eat Wolfriders.
                    Grum 3: Then Wolfriders Inside, we on top! That Good!
                    Grum 4: Umm.....

Best Silly PC Mistake: PCs think Grum Have Dragon. PCs not listen when Grum say Scared of Dragon.

Best Cool PC Idea: PC make pup tents, with candles. Grum think PCs have huge army. Grum scared.

Best Death: Case Die Twice. Sam-Grumleader Has Matching Set of Case Heads! Case Kill Thurga.

Best PC Tactics: Matt Schickling Not Dumbest PC. Schickling Good WarChief. Schickling Kill Grum Warchieftain, then make Sam-Grumleader believe Big Human Army coming, and run away.

Best Speech Thurga Should Have Given But Didn't (thanks to gee_tar for idea and Shakespeare:
Dis day feast of Gorr'mash:
Grum live and come back to camp
Dese Grum Jump and Shout when is Gorr'mash Day.
When Old Grum, Give GrumAle to Strong Young Grum,
Show Scars of Gorr'mash Day.
Grum forget lots, but Grum who fight dis day
remember brave deeds, as well as remember grumale.
Remember Thurga Grumwife, Urgaz the Chief,
Aahk and Bezzez, Chunna and One-Eye.
Remember when drinking grumale.
Grumwives will teach tribe story of Gorr'mash
for many manys of years.
We many manys, we strong many, we Three Spears Tribe,
We bleed together this day as one tribe,
Even if stupid scared Horns,
On Gorr'mash Day we one tribe.
And Red Flails in North curse missing fight.
And they weak, and any grum strong that
fights with us on Gorr'mash Day!