orichalcum

So I've been transferring old files from my email server, and came across some amusing quotes from 3 years ago that were in my .plan and .projects.



"So I got your message. Unfortunately, the connection was kinda bad, so all I actually heard was: "mumble mumble mumble mysterious disease. mumble mumble fell off his horse. Any thoughts?" --ladybird

He is indeed full of nooks and crannies to catch the butter of evil.
--KidCthulhu, on Piratecat.


"My father liked fig leaves." --me, playing a half-elf
"Well, he also liked human women." --kidsnide, the elf.

"Hey, Steve, this sounds like that other song. You know, that one you like. Where the instrumentation is kinda like this song?" --me
"Oh. You mean Cantaloop. Julian, play Cantaloop." --Steve
(ten seconds later) "Wow. You're cool, Steve." --me

Me: Kung Pow Snow Dogs...
Ladybird: Wow. Sounds like some really bad Chinese food. (beat) Ladybird 2.0
just made Ladybird 1.0 run away and hide in the corner.


"Me, I'm not Suspicious, just Bad-For-Morale." --julianyap

A: How's our electric bill?
Me: Okay [abridged], but there are these extra new surcharges that
have shown up.
A: Oh, that's my fault.
Me: What do you mean?
A: Well, there was this case last year...It was the right thing to do!