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orichalcum) wrote2005-06-30 12:29 pm
orichalcum) wrote2005-06-30 12:29 pm
Highlights of the Past
So I've been transferring old files from my email server, and came across some amusing quotes from 3 years ago that were in my .plan and .projects.
"So I got your message. Unfortunately, the connection was kinda bad, so all I actually heard was: "mumble mumble mumble mysterious disease. mumble mumble fell off his horse. Any thoughts?" --![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
ladybird
He is indeed full of nooks and crannies to catch the butter of evil.
--KidCthulhu, on Piratecat.
"My father liked fig leaves." --me, playing a half-elf
"Well, he also liked human women." --kidsnide, the elf.
"Hey, Steve, this sounds like that other song. You know, that one you like. Where the instrumentation is kinda like this song?" --me
"Oh. You mean Cantaloop. Julian, play Cantaloop." --Steve
(ten seconds later) "Wow. You're cool, Steve." --me
Me: Kung Pow Snow Dogs...
Ladybird: Wow. Sounds like some really bad Chinese food. (beat) Ladybird 2.0
just made Ladybird 1.0 run away and hide in the corner.
"Me, I'm not Suspicious, just Bad-For-Morale." --julianyap
A: How's our electric bill?
Me: Okay [abridged], but there are these extra new surcharges that
have shown up.
A: Oh, that's my fault.
Me: What do you mean?
A: Well, there was this case last year...It was the right thing to do!
"So I got your message. Unfortunately, the connection was kinda bad, so all I actually heard was: "mumble mumble mumble mysterious disease. mumble mumble fell off his horse. Any thoughts?" --
ladybirdHe is indeed full of nooks and crannies to catch the butter of evil.
--KidCthulhu, on Piratecat.
"My father liked fig leaves." --me, playing a half-elf
"Well, he also liked human women." --
kidsnide, the elf."Hey, Steve, this sounds like that other song. You know, that one you like. Where the instrumentation is kinda like this song?" --me
"Oh. You mean Cantaloop. Julian, play Cantaloop." --Steve
(ten seconds later) "Wow. You're cool, Steve." --me
Me:
Ladybird: Wow. Sounds like some really bad Chinese food. (beat) Ladybird 2.0
just made Ladybird 1.0 run away and hide in the corner.
"Me, I'm not Suspicious, just Bad-For-Morale." --
julianyapA: How's our electric bill?
Me: Okay [abridged], but there are these extra new surcharges that
have shown up.
A: Oh, that's my fault.
Me: What do you mean?
A: Well, there was this case last year...It was the right thing to do!