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So, my doctor warned me to avoid activities that involved sudden head movements from side to side until I felt better. So I haven't been swimming, which sucks in multiple ways.

It hadn't occurred to me that looking at books in the library counted, until suddenly the world was spinning.

This sucks.

From a Classics Mailing List:

:A slight contretemps today as I was walking down Kensington Church
Street. There was a man coming the other way wearing a T-shirt with
the slogan 'Si hoc legere scis, nimium eruditionis habes.'
Me (pleasantly): 'Sic, possum.'
Man (furiously): 'Oi! Wot yer callin me?'

It turned out that he had bought it from a charity shop." --Ralph Hancock

[Translation: "If you know how to read this, you have too much education." "Indeed, I can."]