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This page is from the "Being Friends, Being Safe, Being Catholic" children's coloring book that has been sent to Catholic children in the Archdiocese of New York.

I'm just really not happy with a proposed solution of "children should be terrified to be alone with their priests or Sunday school teachers."

Also, I'd personally be scared of that angel, and not in a "Fear Not" kinda way.

On a lighter note (and also originally from Harper's Magazine):
From a list compiled in 2006 by British police chiefs of 5,000 offenses warranting that the DNA of an arrested suspect be retained for life in a national database:

Violating king's wife
Violating king's eldest daughter
Violating wife of king's eldest son and heir
levying war against the sovereign in his or her realms
placing nonhuman embryo in a woman
riding horse furiously in street
wantonly disturbing inhabitants by knocking on door or ringing doorbell
handling salmon in suspicious circumstances
possessing or controlling dead badger
fraudulently evading bingo duty
affray
rout
theft of wild flowers
wasting police time