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Kirsty Swanson, the original Buffy the Vampire Slayer from the movie, has been arrested on charges of allegedly assaulting the ex-wife of her current boyfriend, Lloyd Eisler, the pairs skating champion who Swanson fell in love with on the reality show "Skating with Celebrities" and convinced to leave his wife. The ex-wife and Swanson got into a fight and are both pressing assault charges against the other.

I mean, the tabloidy goodness! It's Buffy, and ice skating, and husband-stealing, and catfights! All we need is for Michelle Trachtenberg to turn out to be their secret love child.