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Would it be possible for Bionic Woman to get more slashy? The smoldering look between Sarah and Jaime post-fight beats Xena and Gabrielle for post-fight hormones. Plus, what can you do with lines like: "You and me we need to stick together. Maybe form a union." Also, I loved this exchange:

Sarah: I'm going to go lay down on a sidewalk and die.
Jaime: Aren't you being a little over dramatic?
Sarah: I don't think so. I just got told by the one person who can save my life that she's got better things to do. So that feels pretty dramatic to me. Not that I can feel anything, but I can intellectually imagine that it is, in fact, quite dramatic.

Unfortunately, the show itself isn't improving, except for Katee Sackhoff, who is just glorious here.

Other Haiku Reviews:

Pushing Daisies:
Quirky Amelie,
Be Better as a Movie,
Introverts are Dull.

Sorcery and Celia, or the Enchanted Chocolate Pot, by Caroline Stevermer and Patricia C. Wrede:

Magic Jane Austen,
Epistolary novel,
Sweet light comfort book.

Empire of Ivory, by Naomi Novik

Very contrived plot,
Go back to dragon Air Force,
Travelogues are dull.