Tip of the Hat:
Insomnia Cookies: Fresh-baked warm cookies, brownies, and milk, now available from 14th St to Broome St in Manhattan and at a variety of college campus, delivered to your home between 8 PM and 3 AM for only 90 cents a cookie.
Wag of the Finger:
To the person who decided to scatter a dozen chocolate-glazed doughnuts and bagels with cream cheese across the alley at the beginning of the dog walk for all 50+ dogs in our apartment building. Thanks for the obstacle course. Vengeance shall strike you down eventually.
Insomnia Cookies: Fresh-baked warm cookies, brownies, and milk, now available from 14th St to Broome St in Manhattan and at a variety of college campus, delivered to your home between 8 PM and 3 AM for only 90 cents a cookie.
Wag of the Finger:
To the person who decided to scatter a dozen chocolate-glazed doughnuts and bagels with cream cheese across the alley at the beginning of the dog walk for all 50+ dogs in our apartment building. Thanks for the obstacle course. Vengeance shall strike you down eventually.
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