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posted by [personal profile] orichalcum at 08:26pm on 21/10/2008
In the past couple of days, I've had a series of very bad but amusing Halloween ideas.

Political costumes! Dress Mac up as Obama (No.) Dress Mac up as gay groom (No- and how, anyway?). Dress Mac up in his rainbow tie-dye shirt, jean shorts, a peace sign, and a flower wreath as "San Francisco Values"? Maybe. (That's for trick-or-treating; he'll go as part of a dragon-prince-princess combo for the "family costume" party at his school.)

Then I thought about encouraging my students to dress up in costumes related to our reading. It seemed like a fun idea, until I remembered what we're reading that week. The Nuremberg Trials. Yeah. No Goebbel impersonations, thanks.

In searching for 2T costumes on EBay, some more Bad Bad Ideas:
The Pooh's Hunny Pot Costume. Not Pooh, mind you. The _pot._

The Southern Belle costume for a 2-year-old.


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Amusing Mac story of the day: On the train this morning, a guy across the aisle was talking on his cell phone.
Guy: "Make sure you say hi to everybody for me!"
Mac: "Hi, Everybody!"
Guy: "I really miss you."
Mac: I Miss You!

And so on....

Also, when a guy buying his train ticket from the machine noticed how intently Mac had watched him push buttons and insert coins to buy a ticket, he turned around and tried to hand him the quarter he'd gotten as change. Mac smiled, said thank you, and grabbed for the man's train ticket.

He didn't get the quarter.
Mood:: 'amused' amused
There are 12 comments on this entry. (Reply.)
 
posted by [identity profile] jab2.livejournal.com at 04:34am on 22/10/2008
so is mac going as the princess or the dragon??? *grin*
 
posted by [identity profile] orichalcum.livejournal.com at 05:21am on 22/10/2008
I don't want to impose a gender identity on him. Hence, gender-neutral costuming choices, like dragons. :) If he wants to be a girl dragon, fine by me! :)
 
posted by [identity profile] retsuko.livejournal.com at 04:46am on 22/10/2008
For the gay groom: all you need is a Mac-sized suit, and a little pink triangle pin. However, this would involve Mac wearing a suit, and from what you've described, I don't think Mac's a suit-wearing little boy.

I *still* wish I had been able to afford the baby-sized lobster costume I saw a few years ago. I would have lent it to all my friends and then gotten it back for my own kiddo. :S
 
posted by [identity profile] orichalcum.livejournal.com at 05:20am on 22/10/2008
That would have been awesome. And yeah, but a pink triangle pin won't show up well in the dark, and it's not worth getting a suit. Not when he already has a kilt. :)
 
posted by [identity profile] meepodeekin.livejournal.com at 03:11pm on 22/10/2008
A gay Scottish groom?
 
posted by [identity profile] apintrix.livejournal.com at 04:54am on 22/10/2008
The "Hunny pot" costume is *cute*!

...what.
 
posted by [identity profile] orichalcum.livejournal.com at 05:20am on 22/10/2008
You're talking about dressing a child as a piece of crockery.

 
posted by (anonymous) at 06:23am on 22/10/2008
A piece of sticky, delicious crockery.

I suppose that costume would work immensely better with a 4-year old sibling who goes as Pooh.
 
posted by [identity profile] orichalcum.livejournal.com at 01:52pm on 22/10/2008
Now I'm imagining dressing Eowyn as Pooh, and having her periodically run over and lick Mac's hands.
 
posted by [identity profile] apintrix.livejournal.com at 03:19pm on 22/10/2008
Lots of kids dress up as inanimate objects.
One of the best costumes I remember a kid in my neighborhood wearing was a "trash can". It was awesome. Another great one (this from high school) was a kid who had a very wide smiling face who dressed up as the Pringles can. That was also excellent.
I guess I just don't see a problem with dressing up as inanimate objects. (Frankly, I'd rather that then dressing a kid up in a political costume, although I'm not going to argue that you shouldn't.)
 
posted by [identity profile] orichalcum.livejournal.com at 05:09pm on 22/10/2008
It's too much like advertising for me? Not that political costumes aren't, but I'm veering away from those too, and at least those are slightly less...merchandising?

Also, I feel that honey pots are inherently eyebrow-raising humorous in a way that trash cans or Pringles cans are not.
 
posted by [identity profile] jendaviswilson.livejournal.com at 06:24am on 22/10/2008
That was me, darn those expiring cookies!

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