orichalcum: (Happy Mac)
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I've been posting a lot of Mac stories lately, but that's because there are a bunch of good ones. This is such an awesome age; it's so much fun to watch him think.

A couple of amusing recent moments:

A. Last night, Mac woke up and demanded to cuddle in our bed. CP brought him in and then went to the bathroom. Mac promptly sprawled over CP's pillow. When CP came back, I said, "Mac, you have to let Daddy have his pillow now. You can share Mommy's pillow."

After some gentle shoving Mac reluctantly abandoned Daddy's pillow and grabbed about a third of mine. He looked at me after a few seconds, and then said, half hopefully, half demandingly, "Mommy Go Bathroom?"

What impressed me in retrospect was the reasoning ability - that he was able to deduce (at 3 AM, even) that _if_ Mommy went to the bathroom, _then_ her pillow would be free, and then he could steal it.

He did not get his wish.

B. Yesterday, we were listening to music and Avenue Q came on, which Mac hasn't heard before (and probably won't again soon; I had forgotten the frequent obscenities.) He listened to it for a minute and then asked interrogatively, "Muppet Show?"

It isn't, of course, but he was able to pick up on some commonality in musical style between Ave Q and the Muppets, which is kinda cool.

C. Two mornings ago, it was time for him to play in his room by himself for a bit. He happily plopped down in his stuffed animal corner and announced, "I want to read a book!" and started flipping through one of his favorites. I was so proud.

D. In the car yesterday, flipping through "That's Not My Dragon," he asked me, "Mommy? Dragons Not Dinosaurs Why?"

I did not give a good answer. CP points out that the correct answer is that Western dragons have six limbs, whereas dinosaurs have four.
Mood:: 'amused' amused
There are 8 comments on this entry. (Reply.)
 
posted by [identity profile] ladybird97.livejournal.com at 12:07am on 13/11/2008
"Mommy? Dragons Not Dinosaurs Why?"

This is my new favorite question in the world :)
 
posted by [identity profile] emilymorgan.livejournal.com at 12:15am on 13/11/2008
We need a t-shirt of it!
 
posted by [identity profile] emilymorgan.livejournal.com at 12:16am on 13/11/2008
These are so great. I burst out laughing at the pillow and the dragons and ended up having to read them out loud to my roommate.
 
posted by [identity profile] orichalcum.livejournal.com at 04:35am on 13/11/2008
Glad to provide amusement to the world. I really do want a "Dragons Not Dinosaurs Why" ljicon now.
 
The most honest answer is:

1) Dinosaurs are real, but dragons are just pretend. (Maybe too advanced for a 2yo.)

Don't like that answer? I've got two more.

2) Dragons breathe fire. Dinosaurs don't.

3) The dinosaurs all disappeared years ago, before there were any people. Dragons appeared later; dragons fought with people.

Answer #2 is probably the least honest, but the most concrete. Answer #3 provides an opportunity to talk about science.
 
Dragons are fictional, dinosaurs are not was in fact said. It just didn't make the lj post.

Not all dragons breathe fire. Many (such as Beowulf's) had poison, instead. I still prefer my limb counting approach. :)

3 is simply not true. In fact, both halves are wrong. Modern birds are a subset of dinosaurs (or evolved from dinosaurs, depending on how you define things, but either way, the conventional "all of the dinosaurs died off" story isn't really right). And the second half runs into the pretend/fictional issue, which makes me uncomfortable using it in a category laying out history.
 
I will humbly point out that we have no evidence to prove or disprove #2.
 
posted by [identity profile] cookie107.livejournal.com at 12:37pm on 13/11/2008
We hit upon this question a few months ago (Sean's a few months older than Mac, and has a big brother). We actually tried the limb approach, combined with the fire. But after much consideration, Sean decided that he could tell the difference because "Dragons have Knights". Needless to say, he was disappointed when we visited StoryLand this summer, because although there were knights at Cinderella's Castle (if asked, he will tell you that Cinderella wasn't home, when in fact he ignored her), there were no dragons. Too bad it wasn't Sleeping Beauty's castle!

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