orichalcum

I am completely unwilling to get cosmetic surgery in order to be your bridesmaid. I'm sorry if this will hurt anyone's current or future plans, but perhaps you have other friends who are willing to get implants or Botox in order to fulfill your wedding dreams, and I'll understand entirely if you leave me out of consideration for such reasons.

Just to clarify, I know no one personally who is thinking of doing this (for that matter, I have no bridesmaid duties scheduled). I just wanted to make my position clear for future reference, to avoid trouble later on.