1. Go to
http://www.careercruising.com/.
2. Put in Username: nycareers, Password: landmark.
3. Take their "Career Matchmaker" questions.
4. Post the top ten results.
My top ten results:
1. Anthropologist
2. Sport Psychology Consultant
3. Historian
4. Music Teacher / Instructor
5. Psychologist
6. Rehabilitation Counselor
7. Actor
8. Computer Trainer
9. Mediator
10. Criminologist
Most of these make lots of sense, though you need more talent and training than I have to teach music. But sport psychology consultant? What do they even do?
Professor was #14, for the record.